I bought the biggest box of the best chocolate I have ever tasted, for someone else, a present for their help. We didn't see each other and one night I was staring at the box, 10 feet away from me, I jumped up from my chair, ripping the ribbon off, cavewoman style, open the lid of the very impressive box, dove in and fell deep into a blissful coma. I woke, called my sister, begged her or her husband to rescue me from certain chocolate death, rushing right over I reluctantly handed over the jewels. They had to change their locks to keep me safe.